® First Impression: I think I've already written your review. I think I've written your review about five times, and then decided every single time that I didn't want to update with it because I'm so fucking lazy like that. I think this is the 6th time I've looked at your website, and maybe this time, It'll make it up on the internet. I haven't done a review since, well, who knows when, and I'm way too lazy too lazy to check. Just to let you know, it's probably not your fault I stopped reviewing when I hit your name. *Probably* not, because, as I remember I liked your diary. I have to say I liked your old layout with the electric neon purple more, but this will suffice. As for the first entry I read, I'm not sure what's going on, I feel like I hopped on in the middle of something. (4/5)

® Content: Selection of content: Marry me? Will you please make tons of babies with me, over and over again? Reading your diary again reminded me of how much I love you. Everything was blunt and filled with sarcasm and wit. I absolutely loved most of your entries. I don't really remember how to write these reviews anymore, I'm so out of it on drugs and school, so bear with me while I try to make sense of why I like your diary. You were honest. You weren't too saccharine about anything, and at the same time as being sarcastic and witty you didn't sound that cynical. You don't sound like a total drag, but you're not completley ecstatic and dopey. These entries were hilarious, as were most of what you wrote. And sometimes, I just plain laughed. I still felt like there was something missing, maybe it was insight into who you are, stuff that's going on with the people you know, and what's going on in your life. Just plain fantastic. [13/15]
Emotion: I wouldn't really say there's the spectrum of angry/sad/happy emotion, but there was that spectrum of excited/let down/adamant/vivacious. Which is just as good in my book. [8/10]
Vividness of Detail: You sure didn't hold anything back... Which I must appreciate. I didn't reall see your diary as you just rambling on insanely about your day and what you did, basically you picked one event to relate when you were writing about an instance that happened or just random musings of yours. [4/5] (25/30)

® Layout: I didn't really like it at first, but as soon as I read the entry about why it is the way it is, I liked it more. Maybe just because I agree with what you said about that look of complete ecstasy on her face or something, I don't know, it just changed my whole light of the layout. I don't like the little copyright thing that pops up at the beginning of every entry at the top though. I just don't think it looks nice, I can see why you have it there, but I don't really think it's going to stop anyone anyway. The colors are fine, the font is a little bit hard to read, and I hate how the last and next links make it go schitzo. (16/20)

® Errors: You're so golden, you're... golden? Oh well, I have a headache cut me some slack. (10/10)

® Contact: I see three. Correct me if I'm wrong. (3/5)

® Extras: I liked how you had all your substantial entries in their own little categories. I read most of them after I went through your diary. (10/10)

® Navigation: Good, I could find my way around. The two links at the bottoms of each entry confused me for a little while, and I didn't like how the entry box moved around sometimes... It doesn't do that on the older page! *cries* (3/5)

® Updates: Sometimes spotty, sometimes a lot, so... you're good. (5/5)

® Originality: All of your stories are great, and mostly stuff I haven't read about on here before. (4/5)

® Lasting Impression: I might come back... might. (4/5)

® Total: (84/100)

® Comments: One question. How old are you? I didn't notice it saying anywhere... Oh, and welcome to fame. You can have a pretty button if you want...

Reviewed on 2004-03-23 at 5:04 p.m.!